THIS. IS. A BLOG POOOOSSSSTTTT!!

My Launie loves fights scenes in movies…. and if it’s martial arts type fighting, that’s even better. Having studied martial arts himself, he finds a joy in this I’ll likely never fully understand. From sitting through several dozens of movies over the years watching many angry men in pajamas throw down, I’ve noticed something. Right before they lay the proverbial smack down on their similarly pajama clad opponent, they let out a battle cry.

…and because of said battle cry, shit gets done.

Pajama clad bad guy is now broken and bloody, laying in the dirt, (yet his freshly laundered jammies stay brilliantly white) while confused, mystified, terrified onlookers, also in jammies, stand motionless. Most of the time. Other times, they form a circle and one by one they engage the protagonist, each one thinking that they will accomplish what the other 73 before him could not.

“I got this.”

“I got this.”

“I got this.”

They all jump in. They all die. Every. Damn. Time.

However, none of them let out a battle cry…

Lately, I’ve been swamped with homework and responsibilities of the obnoxiously adult variety. Not nearly as exciting as laying the smack down on a hundred people in my pajamas, but I’m wondering if there’s a take away here. How much easier would life be if I had a battle cry?

Going to the kitchen to make toast.

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Opening a Word document to do my homework

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BA-NA-NA!!! (Eating fruit)

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And on that note, I’m going to go an tackle some homework…and likely scare the crap outta of Launie with my random and sudden battle cry.

 

THIS IS CRITICAL STUDIES AND WORLD LITERAAAAATTUUUUURRREEEE!!!!”

About Melynda

Writer, student, reckless blogger, dreamer and an aficionado of all things funny or caffeinated.

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